The Shadow Knows
sextmsgs:

what a nice sunday heh

sextmsgs:

what a nice sunday heh

Maybe it's different in Australia, but in American you'd be treating people under 18. So considering how beautiful and sexy you are, you're gonna get a bunch of teenagers ready to show you their penis for "medical reasons." When I was like 15, I had a semi-attractive doctor in her `30s and I got an erection showing her my penis. I'll never forget the look on her face. I must have been the first patient who got an erection in front of her. LOL.
Anonymous

klusterfvk:

Yeah, but it’s USUALLY children rather than teenagers, but teenagers can come to me. Either way i’m good at keeping things from being awkward! 

Story by Anon

One time I got in trouble for staying out past curfew so my mom made me go outside and clean the inside of my younger brothers tree house because there were leaves and stuff that fell through the window so i texted my boyfriend to come over because i didn’t feel like doing it alone and one thing led to another and we had sex in the tree house so yeah thanks for the punishment mom

Story by Anon

One time I got in trouble for staying out past curfew so my mom made me go outside and clean the inside of my younger brothers tree house because there were leaves and stuff that fell through the window so i texted my boyfriend to come over because i didn’t feel like doing it alone and one thing led to another and we had sex in the tree house so yeah thanks for the punishment mom

unclefather:

i’d be so cute to wake up to but no boy wanna keep me in they bed for that long

unclefather:

my ex sent me pics of another girl sucking his weiner one time because he thought it would make me mad and i wrote back “did your mom do something different with her hair?” 

How freaked out did u get when u thought u were pregnant?
Anonymous

ateu:

Super

ateu:

that’s like getting your kids in your mouth

ateu:

that’s like getting your kids in your mouth

This is how you dress for school.

This is how you dress for school.

diam0nddancer:

I love this so so much <3

diam0nddancer:

I love this so so much <3